Everybody Must Get Stones

Barcelona want to see him play in Spain.
Man Utd want to team him up with Wayne.
Chelsea's Mourinho will surely bid again.
Roberto's response will be just the same.

Why can't they all leave the lad alone?
Everybody wants John Stones.

The media are just like a dog who has a bone.
They can't accept he's happy in his Goodison home.
They're all so sure he wants to get away.
But we all know he's happy now to stay.

Evertonians love his very bones.
Everybody wants John Stones.