Wk 1 - 2015/16: That Was The Week That Was

John Stones' Head Has Been Turned, Says Roberto Martinez 

John Stones' Head Has Been Turned, Says Roberto Martinez
The new season started as usual on Sunday with the Charity Shield
With Mourinho and Wenger going head-to-head once more on the field.
But the Bookies got it wrong for once as Arsenal were mostly on top
And Jose could only stare from his area in disbelief at his stars flop.
In a fit of pique he childishly threw his medal into the crowd at the end
Didn't turn up for a mandatory managers summit, he's so hard to defend.
If that wasn't bad enough, the day after, Fiorentina next came along
That made it 5 pre-season games and no wins, what's going wrong?
Wayne Rooney played again for Everton in Big Dunc's testimonial.
Could he be coming home soon, that signing would be phemomenal!
Though he's spent over £70m, bookies make Brendan favourite for the sack.
David James tips Liverpool to replace City in the top 4 - our fave' pundit is back.
Angel Di Maria packed his bags for France Man Utd lose £15.5m on the deal.
Pedro could be winging his way in from Barca, a transfer Van Gaal must seal.
West Ham got knocked out of Europe before the season's even started
Things don't seem to have change that much now Big Sam's departed.